For $175, We Will Hit John in the Face
by Andrew on March 19, 2010
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and since we must raise $175 in the next 48 hours, we’re making you a new offer. Not only will we send you an iTunes version of our trailer. Not only will we post a complete scene in April. But if you help us raise $175 by 11:59pm, Sunday, we will post a reel featuring co-star and producer John William Wright getting slapped and hit in the face with potatoes, over and over and over again. That’s right, this is a one time offer, and only you can make it happen. You know you want to see this. You know that the call of this video is an irresistible siren’s song that cannot, nay, must not be denied. By our count, we have at least 15 takes of John getting hit in the face with potatoes, and probably a dozen more of him getting slapped. We’ll give you multiple angles! Slow-motion! Set to music! But only if we raise $175 by 11:59pm, Sunday. So click the PayPal button and throw in to watch John get hit in the face for the sake of art!
